Me: Say, out of all of us, who do you think will die first?
P2: Darcy: Julio, can't you think of something a little less morbid to talk about?
P3: Me: Oh, fine. Something more lively...
P4: Me: Who do you think will live the shortest among us?
P1: Me: So, who do you think?
P2: Ned: Calum.
Me: Why?
P3: Ned: He'll probably say something like "I can make this jump."
P4: Nick: "I can block this bullet with my skull."
P1: Me: I'll probably die early. My genes have provided me with poor health.
P2: Ryan: Julio! You shouldn't think like that! Think positive!
P3: Ryan: "I am living my life to the full! I am NOT dying!"
P4: Me: Well, technically I am.
Ryan: This is the type of talk we're trying to avoid.
P1: Darcy: Well, in my family all the women lived over 90.
P2: Darcy: Yet all the men died around 60.
P3: Julio: Well, women do live longer than men.
P4: Ryan: When I'm 80, I'm going to have a sex change.
P1 Me: What?
Ryan: If I change sex when I'm 80, I might get an extra ten years.
P2: Ned: So, when you're 80, you're going to have doctors surgically operate on your abdomen.
P3: Ned: This is going to make you live longer, how?
P4: Ryan: Wait 70 years, and then you'll see my genius.
Me: Well, I would probably be dead by then.
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